today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
in other news if someone slashes your tires but only slashes 3, slash the remaining tire so your insurance will pay for it instead of paying out of pocket.
I really want a supernatural episode when the boys are on the road and they’re hungry and they’re looking for a place to eat and then they pass by
and they just look at each other and go nope and drives off
Now that I think about it I don’t think there’s another combination of two words in the English language that could make Sam feel worse about himself than this.